To Don't List

What I've been doing instead of blogging:

4/15 Filing taxes – Did you ever try to explain blogging expenses as a business deduction?

4/16 Bestest daughter's birthday – Buying flowers, baking cakes, driving her limo. Usual birthday stuff

4/17 Yooper sister's reception – I was emcee, and it always an adventure to have Mom at a party.

4/18 Bestest son's prom – He looked amazing. Sweetest girlfriend even better.

4/19 Yooper family dinner – I unintentionally dissed a new brother-in-law/Pistons fan.

4/20 Repair lawn mower – It runs. Woo-hoo.

4/21 Repair string trimmer – Oh, I mean try to repair it.

4/22 Administrative Professional's Day – Since I don’t have one, and I’m not one, it was a

difficult day.

4/23 Wash truck – It. Was. Dirty.

4/24 Bestest daughter knee surgery – Girl needs coddling. Even Vicodin doesn’t work.

4/25 Bestest son's senior class play – The Boyfriend Project. He played a hippie. Heh.

4/26 Mowing lawn – With a break to help little neighbor boy find mommy.

4/27 Marathon bike ride - Well maybe 10 miles. No hills.

4/28 Writing a list of excuses – You try to come up with 14 in a row.

There are elements of exaggeration in three of them. Take your pick.