Friday, September 19, 2008

Gratitude Schmatitude




We will return to our regularly scheduled programming after this tantrum from my inner Calvin. Please stay tuned.


Gratitude Schmatitude!
The genies left and took the electricity with them.
I want lights!
I want water!
I want it now, or I’m moving to Mexico.

This just in: Power has been restored in your area.
Thank you for your patience.

Oh. Never mind.

2 comments:

Farm-to-Table Feasts said...

Priceless, Mark, priceless. Love the way you write. And may the lights stay on.

RoverHaus said...

Mexico is STILL an option for ya!