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...so, um, we went to the rodeo last night. And after we were done at the rodeo, we were still at the rodeo. So... we stayed awhile longer, and then after a long time, they had intermission. After which, guess what? We were still at the rodeo. So after we were at the rodeo for awhile longer, we were still at the rodeo. And then..
***loud speakers blast rock music***
...so, um, we went to the rodeo last night. And after we were done at the rodeo, we were still at the rodeo. So... we stayed awhile longer, and then after a long time, they had intermission. After which, guess what? We were still at the rodeo. So after we were at the rodeo for awhile longer, we were still at the rodeo. And then..
***loud speakers blast rock music***
BULL RIDING!!!
Yep, three hours after we kicked off this shindig, we finally arrive at the big daddy event.
Cue bull.
Throw rider.
X6.
Game over.
Yeehaw.
1 comment:
Yes, exactly! Hilarious!
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